More stuff that has happened

Date: Author: Matt

I was going to do a follow up to my last blog post 2 weeks later but I'll be on a train then so make do with this premature list of musings.

Most importantly, Rise of the Planet of the Apes is better than it had any right to be.

Turns out I didn't climb Arthur's Seat but "Pussy Mound" as Chris put is, so I'm fucked off about that. Not really, got a good view of Edinburgh and nearly conquered my fear of heights by standing right close to the edge. No, the rest of U2 weren't there, they were probably saving Africa with Bob Geldof am I right? (Hahaha the most hack joke I've ever made, let me write for every panel show on the BBC).  

I've finished Alan Moore's lot of Swamp Thing comics and I suggest you do the same heathen.

The evil version of Thom Yorke in the Participants Centre is starting to creep me out a bit but he seems like a nice guy. 

Saw a recording with a kick ass panel for David Mitchell's Radio 4 show. Henning Wehn is now my favourite German along with the members of Rammstein and Hitler. Hahaha good joke, Rammstein are rubbish. Rest of the panel were Phil Jupitus, Ed Byrne and Mark Watson. Tend not to give a shit about Byrne and Watson but they were awesome. Plus the woman who made notes during the show (I have no idea what her job title is) was hot so that was good.

Some twat of an insect bit my arm so I'm currently resisting the urge to cut off half of it to save from scratching it. 

Got the new League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (the comic book starring Sean Connery although it doesn't now because it's like set in 1963 or something). Haven't read it but had a flick through, starts with a gay blow job and some mental hallucinations so that's something.

Saw a 3 act stand up show called the Age of Treason which was held in the smallest room in the Three Sisters. Pretty decent stuff, some very original material. One of the acts asked if there were any mothers in the room and my mum somewhat reluctantly answered with an almost pained expression so that was nice.

Good to see the family though. My Grandma went to see Dr Phil Hammond or sumfink. The following happened:
Me: What was that about Grandma?
Grandma: He's a TV doctor doing stand up about his patients.
Me: Oh yeah, like what?
Grandma: Well, stuff about small penises and stuff they have shoved up their bottoms.
Me: Oh.
I found her description funnier than the show probably is. Also, so much for doctor/patient confidentiality then Dr Hammond. Real professional.
Also, notice how I wrote that like a play. Thought I'd bring some class to this entry, like David Mamet or someone.

Neil Gaiman is stalking me as is Ed Byrne/ are possible Ed Byrne clones.

People who sing in public are all bellends unless I like them. 

Last 3 KBG shows have owned in various ways.  

Decided I want to be a horror author.

The midget show on channel 4 was everything I wanted it to be. A show about midgets.

The Mosque Kitchen is a great place to get curry. Quick and cheap (insert prostitute joke here).

Nic Cage pisses fire in the Ghost Rider 2 Trailer so that's going to be the best film of next year.

Still need to: Go on a ghost tour, see Peacock and Gamble, see Naz/Wittank, maybe see the Reservoir Dogs play although I've seen the film and how different can it be really?

That'll do because I'm getting hungry. Bye.

Matt.