Summing up ones self is always tricky at its best
Especially when one is trying not to come off as self obsessed
But nerves are just a facet that this one will have to swallow
And so some facts about that one are now about to follow:
One goes by the name Chris Cosentino
One is a comedian
One is currently studying Scriptwriting for Film & Television at Bournemouth
One is about to enter their third, and final, year
One is dangerously close to being forced to enter the real world
1 doesn’t like consistency
One is digressing
One also acts whenever one can viably do so
One also has a similar credo with panel shows
One hosts a radio show with 2 other members of Mechanical Tiger, Lloyd Morgan and Tom Harrison
One is aware that 1+1=2
One was not trying to make a sex joke out of that, it just kind of happened
One co-manages Aristocrats Comedy with another one
One shouldn’t have made “One” a recurring theme in this poem
One is now realising that it makes them sound like Neo
One is now sick of one’s own voice
One is evidently not aware that this is all being typed out and therefore doesn’t use a “literal” voice so to speak
One may be losing the plot a little here
Not really sure how I should end this…
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